Thursday, September 8, 2016

Beta Fish Buddy: The Ultimate Cure for Animallackofluenza

As a new college student, I am the feeling the severe symptoms of a animallackofluenza. (i.e. a devastating ailment caused by the deprivation of animals in ones life) Common systems include: over attachment to dogs on the street, making eye contact with squirrels, and crying. Each time I pass a dog on the street, it takes all my self control not to run after it an pet it. I have gotten to the point where even squirrels seem slightly interesting, but that is for another week as my symptoms progress.

In response to my animallackofluenza, my roommate and I have decided to make the commitment in our future together as parents. After a long and difficult conversation, we have realized it is time. We have taken the plunge and welcomed into the world Hermie. She may be small, but she already has a giant personality.  She is a natural in the water and already knows how to blow bubbles. (PROUD MOM MOMENT) Without further ado, here she is!!!


Hermie the Beta Fish
 I know what you're thinking, "Congratulations, she is so beautiful!" Just kidding, lets be serious. You are thinking, "Why such a small tank? Is that animal cruelty?" See I'm a psychic. Although not ideal, beta fish can live in smaller tanks as long as their water is changed frequently. By frequently, I mean at LEAST once a week. She is fed twice a day with fancy top of the line beta food from Walmart. Hermie is so small that she can't swallow the pellets because they are too big. Therefore, being the dedicated mother that I am, I cut her food before feeding

Hermie is a half-moon beta fish hailing from the Petsmart of Lebanon, Pa. She now lives in State College after making the two hour trek from home. Her ancestors are actually from the rice paddies of Southeast Asia (1). Honestly, she is more well traveled than I am.

Fun fact time! Female beta fish can actually live together in a "sorority tank." Hermie hopes to one day join a sorority, just like her mother (shout out to my roommate)! However, being a new mother myself, I am not at the right stage in my life to care for more than just Hermie.

If you have any questions about beta fish and how to keep them alive in a dismal dorm, let me know in the comments. Also, if anyone is around to watch my fish during Thanksgiving and Christmas break, let me know. To all those out there suffering from animallackofluenza, we will get through this together. Thanks for reading! Prayers that Hermie lives forever!!!



2 comments:

  1. I love how you spoke relatably and with humour while depicting something you are cleary passionate about. Congrats on the fish and I look forward to reading your blog each week!

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  2. I love this! I was actually thinking about getting a fish too. Great job!

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